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Tired of work. Take a break to the wonderful ocean bliss of Lotus Eater's Island!

Work and school can be stressful. Take a break from it all. Forget your worries and come to Lotus Eater's Island via Lotus Island Airways.

Lotus Eater's Island is fully serviced to suit all of you everyday needs. Choose from 3 hotels, 5 restaurants, and a Wal-Mart! Super all-inclusive trip includes a 1-way ticket* to Lotus Island, hotel stay, free tours, water sports activities, and free food.

On your last day complementary Lotus flower leaves will be handed out (if you have not already eaten one). One taste of these babies and you'll never want to go home*.

Our planes are fully equipped to suit all of your needs.

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*Not liable for any missed bills, house payments, loss of job, or poor grades.

Lotus Island Airways * 5555 Lotus Eater's Ave * Lotus Eater's Island

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